Pre-orderOctober 2027 · a scratch-off film calendar

Thirty films. Thirty nights. One more for Halloween.

A poster with thirty-one silver panels, one per night. The title is printed above each. Underneath, a hand-drawn relic from that film, sealed until you have watched it.

Ships by August 2027. Charged now, full refund any time before it ships.

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A dark wooden roadside pole with a small carved mark, ink and wash on cream paper.
Edition
The Canon
Night
30
Film
Hereditary (2018)
Catalogue
Sealed with the relic

Concept rendering. The printed relic is hand-drawn to the same brief.

Thirty-one nights. Scroll to fill them.
0 of 31 nights

The ritual

Watch. Scratch. Recognize.

  1. No. 1

    Watch the night’s film

    Each panel carries a date and a title. That is the assignment. No skipping ahead, no re-ordering.

  2. No. 2

    Scratch the panel

    A coin or the scraper in the tube. The latex comes off clean and shows a small hand-drawn object.

  3. No. 3

    Recognize the relic

    Not a poster, not a face. A thing from one scene, drawn so that only someone who watched the film gets the joke.

Declassified

Three relics from films on no edition

The thirty-one under each poster stay sealed. These three are being drawn the same way, for films you will not find on any list, so you can see what a relic is without losing a single reveal. Under every relic on the poster, a catalogue line: a few words of provenance, never an explanation.

Film
Jaws (1975)
Relic
The yellow barrel
Catalogue
Three of them, and it still went under.

Not on any edition. The hand-drawn relic is being made to the same brief as the poster’s; it replaces this envelope when it is done.

Film
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Relic
The stick figure
Catalogue
Hung outside the tent overnight.

Not on any edition. The hand-drawn relic is being made to the same brief as the poster’s; it replaces this envelope when it is done.

Film
Candyman (1992)
Relic
The bathroom mirror
Catalogue
Said four times. Nobody says the fifth.

Not on any edition. The hand-drawn relic is being made to the same brief as the poster’s; it replaces this envelope when it is done.

Four editions

One hundred and twenty-four films. No repeats.

Each edition is its own month. Choose the one that matches how much homework you want, or buy the set and argue about it.

Pre-order, from $29$39 with the enamel completion pin. Any editions you order ship together in one tube; the set of four posters is $99.

Free, no purchase needed

Do October 2026 free. Pre-order the 2027 poster when you are sure.

Everything except the scratching is free, this October and every October. The calendar is the version you keep.

  • Printable checklistOne page per edition. Tick a box, no scratching.
  • Calendar feedEvery night in your phone's calendar, with a link to where to watch.
  • Night guideA page per film: where to stream it, log it, mark it done.
  • Share cardA picture of your October so far, made for posting.

Hear when it ships

One email when the calendars ship, one if anything about the run changes. That is all.